Tuesday, 20 April 2010

VULVA original

This morning I have been enjoying this video, and the FAQs which follow...

The Germans wanted to bottle her,
formulate a technique to ransack her musk
and pin it to a vial.

First, sop her fluids with animal fats and
absorb the heady blend of
chypre and ambergris and labdanum.

Once saturated, take the pomage
and distil with alcohol. Repeat until
you are left with something pure.

This is not a perfume. This is
a complement to an erotic fantasy, a tool
to crank the axles of desire.

Apply the essence in tiny droplets
to the back of your hand. Inhale anywhere,
cross your thighs, and beware the pheromones.

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